Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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