So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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