i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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3pm strippers are depressing
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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