OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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