Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
handjob tips. give me some.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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