I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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