But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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