Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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