i don't like sucking hair
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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