So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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