I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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