I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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