I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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