is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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