We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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