dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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