Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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