Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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