After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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