singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
that may or may not have been my penis.
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