Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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