apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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