So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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