Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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