but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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