I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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