Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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