so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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