This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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