I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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