We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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