im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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