I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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