Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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