hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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