The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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