i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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