I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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