Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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