Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Come on in and take your pants off
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