Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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