So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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