so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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