I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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