what day is it and did you see me today?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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she told me i tasted like america
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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