I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
