based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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