you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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