Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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