I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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