Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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