Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I will pee on everything he values.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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