Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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